Woolly Big Bargain #1: 10% Off at Tree 2 My door
Ever heard of a neologism? Me neither, but its definitely not a gardening term (I checked it out with Alison).
In fact, a neologism is a newly coined word or phrase that may be in common use, but hasn’t yet been accepted into mainstream language. In other words it’s made up language. e.g. “muffin top”: refers to the (often unsightly) roll of fat that appears on top of trousers that feature a low waist especially when weeding, or a Woolly Green favourite “fudgeugly”: something or someone that is… err aesthetically challenged.
Anyway, you get the idea and it’s perfect for Woolly Green, because we’ve just come up with a new neologism: the Woolly Big Bargain, which refers to any special offer we’ve managed to extract from a company just to totally impress and enthral our Woolly friends.
So here’s Woolly Big Bargain #1: 10% discount from the fabulous award winning company Tree 2 My door. It’s a family run company, which has grown from strength to strength, just like the wonderful trees they specialise in supplying as gifts. You’ll have to be quick though, the discount is on until Monday 2nd December at midnight! All you have to do is use the code Woollygreen.
That’s Christmas sorted then! All I have to do is choose my tree, personalise a card, and let Tree 2 My Door gift-wrap and deliver it for me
For my darling sister, I’ve just chosen a whacky red lemon tree, which I’m going to follow up with a bottle of gin, a fancy ice cube tray and two glasses (one each!!) on Christmas day. It’s a kind of doing present! Mum’s getting a beautiful double corkscrew twisted bay as I shall be 300 miles away at the boyfriend ‘in-laws’ for the first time this year (oooh get me!) and I want to make sure she knows I’d really rather be at home
And look out for more Woolly Big Bargains soon